YOU ARE WELL MET, SWEET HUMAN!

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(I am not good with Old English.)

Hi... Hello- heyy, oh that’s it, who am I trying impress? I am awful with greetings and introductions - something I am able to judge myself from years of ‘public speaking’, assignment presentations and giving polite acknowledgements to elders. Yes, note the quotation mark on ‘public speaking’, and hopefully, one day I can have the balls- I meant, the right frame of mind to explain the floaty symbols I direct whenever I speak of that phrase.

An introduction to my new blog… Right, which brain cell of mine was responsible for coming out with this idea? My head is full of knots and tangles, forcing a smooth eloquent paragraph to spill out of my brain-hole. It’s not going on as well as I had idealized, if you haven’t noticed. This leads me to wonder if anyone will ever want to follow and read the articles of assorted rambles posted by this jug of repulsion-and-brainfart cocktail on her blog. If you’re still reading this, I can bow down and salute your incomprehensible, Godly patience.

Originally, I thought of a sweet and simple - and less time consuming - introduction, something along the lines of, ‘Welcome, fellow readers. My name is Christy, and I have a major addiction to food, makeup, and all the basic girly stuff in this (fairly anguished) modern society. Growing up with 21st century’s most trendy and sophisticated technology gadgets, odd enough, I have a strange phobia of being photographed (this includes selfies) and using the present-day application softwares’ or something similar. My fingers seemed to switch course as I started typing. You’d be amazed on how indecisive and incredibly imaginative this 5’3 figure can be - up to the point that I am able to change and alter the truth of my past.

Am I leading out of the topic, again?

That went weird. I cannot deny. Here comes the deafening awkward silence and another wave of humiliation. Bringing up a more substantial note, I know that the default layout of my blog is drenching you in a Blogger old-school vibe. Hopefully, fingers crossed, I can do some customization and probably redesign the entire theme and layout of the page, after studying and flicking through numerous of tutorials and websites. If you seem to enjoy my excessive babbles and peculiar use of vocabularies (I doubt that anyone will find this amusing), just stick around and I will see you again in my next quirky blog post!

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