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YOU ARE WELL MET, SWEET HUMAN!

(I am not good with Old English.) Hi... Hello- heyy, oh that’s it, who am I trying impress? I am awful with greetings and introductions - something I am able to judge myself from years of ‘public speaking’, assignment presentations and giving polite acknowledgements to elders. Yes, note the quotation mark on ‘public speaking’, and hopefully, one day I can have the balls- I meant, the right frame of mind to explain the floaty symbols I direct whenever I speak of that phrase. An introduction to my new blog… Right, which brain cell of mine was responsible for coming out with this idea? My head is full of knots and tangles, forcing a smooth eloquent paragraph to spill out of my brain-hole. It’s not going on as well as I had idealized, if you haven’t noticed. This leads me to wonder if anyone will ever want to follow and read the articles of assorted rambles posted by this jug of repulsion-and-brainfart cocktail on her blog. If you’re still reading this, I can bow down and salute ...